Giant Enemy Crab

I knew it was only a matter of time before somebody mashed up a whole bunch of video game crabs, set it to a gabber remix of Sony's weaksauce E3 press conference statements, and got linked by me.

Super Linky Ball

I actually think I'd be more interested in Zelda if it looked like this. (I also know that I am crazy.)

DIE, HEATHENS!!

Slaughter UN troops... for Jesus! (And profit)

"Ooh! Cake!"

I don't think I could eat these. Or these. (Not without crying, anyway.)

"With Sound"

Sometimes, I look around at my favorite blogs and worry that I am not quite geeky enough to be part of the club. But then I see something like this and I feel a stirring in my heart, an overwhelming yearning in my soul, a desire to max out my credit card, and I realize... if I may contain insufficient geek, I am certainly stuffed with abundant dork.

Seat Invaders

I wonder: Is there a Space Invaders machine at the Smithsonian?

Still Less Dorky Than The N-Gage

Can you hear me now? No? What? Wait-- UP UP DOWN DOWN...