I'm back...

...and MAN, did I ever take more digital photographs than I meant to. Looks like the Official Videocrab E3 Writeup will take a bit longer than expected. So, for now, here's the fun-sized two-word version!

Nintendo Revolution: Tantalizingly absent.
Xbox 360: Suitably impressive.
PS3: Prerendered hype.
Game Boy Micro: Compellingly unnecessary.
Nintendo DS: Dangerously wacky.
Zelda: It's Zelda.
Chibi Robo: Adorable surprise.
We Love Katamari: Giddy love.
Burnout Revenge: Joyous testosterogasm.
Burnout Legends: Surprisingly playable.
Sega Presentation: Jaw-droppingly sweet.
Shadow The Hedgehog: Embarrasingly earnest.
Sonic Gems: About time.
Half-Life 2 Xbox: Miraculous port.
Psychonauts PS2: Ugly necessity.
Metal Gear Solid 4 Teaser: Hilarious genius.
Booth Babes: Refreshingly underutilized.
Los Angeles: Hellish hell.
E3: Totally crazy.
Right Now: it's bedtime.