Where's Dr. WHOA?
I really like Dr. Pepper. I actually find myself having to make a conscious effort to "cut back," from time to time. So I've always been amused by Dr. Pepper clones... but I was not nearly as amused as the guy who set up this web site.
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I totally had the inside scoop! I saw this on your computer before you posted it! Too bad I couldn't commentbefore you posted it.
That would be cool.
did you know that Dr. Pepper is actually a Mr. Pibb clone? Nobody knows that, but it's true. So it's the Coca Cola company's fault that all that terrible soda exists.
PROVE IT, YOU HERETIC
I'm callin' you out. Soda fanatics are a scary, research-obsessed bunch, and Dr. Pepper just happens to be the oldest widely-distributed soda in existence. IT IS ALSO THE TASTIEST! (I'm editing the wikipedia entry right now to add that fact.)
And Dr. Pepper is WAY older than August, 1972.
hell, Kevin. I wasn't even serious. I just wanted to post a comment (and I guess I was kinda making fun of Kimi). You take that horrid travesty of a beverage way too seriously. You'd think that a so-called "supertaster" such as yourself would wretch at the tangy "stale poo" taste of something like Dr. Pepper... but for some reason it's your favorite soda. I think there's some kind of conspiracy going on. Or maybe just piracy. Or maybe just cons. Or maybe YOU are a pirate, and are trying to con everybody into thinking that Dr. Pepper is SO bland that even YOU like it, when really, its overwhelming barfness makes you want to taste camel butt just to get the goddamn disgusting "Doctor" who isn't really even a doctor out of your mouth. Wow, I suddenly miss high school for some reason.
I had completely forgotten how HUGE Dr. Pepper is out here in Texas. It's way more heavily marketed here than ever I saw in California.
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