Snooze Grenade

I have a really hard time getting out of bed. This isn't helped by the fact that my cell phone, which I've been using for an alarm clock ever since I got it, has recently decided that sometimes the "Snooze" button is the "Forget To Go Off Again, But Still Say 'Snoozing' When I Get Turned Back On Manually" button. So how much do I appreciate this list of annoying alarm clocks? Very, very much.