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June 30, 2006

Scuba Flippers

In general, I am morally opposed to linking anything that looks like the sort of ha-ha-chuckle e-mail forward you might get from your mom. But this list made me laugh out loud several times, so I suggest you read it, ha ha and chuckle and then forward it to your mom.

June 29, 2006

Hybrid Pimpmobile

Wow. I didn't have to wait nearly as long as I expected to for new Futurama content! (Hey, I'll take it in any form I can get it.)

June 28, 2006

The Undo Dog

This makes me dream longingly of a WiFi Mario Paint DS. I hope Nintendo's just finding a way to make sure all the submitted content is "appropriate"... or perhaps link it up with a Mario Paint Wii... because those are the only acceptable excuses for the continuing lack of a Mario Paint DS. It's so obvious. It should be built in to the firmware, as far as I'm concerned.

Remember how the instruction booklet for Mario Paint included instructions for hooking your SNES up to a VCR, so you could "save" as many of your creations as you wanted? I wonder whatever happened to my tapes...

June 27, 2006

Youtube Kerblosion!!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha - Memories - So much better than 'Candid Camera' - Story about good, story about bad - What - How dare you - Vending machine - Rube Goldberg meditative exercise - Answer: everywhere - Like animation? Got an extra... couple hours?

June 26, 2006

Pumping Something Up

Despite it being a complete ripoff of DDR, "Pump It Up" can still be host to some fancy footwork. (And armwork and kneework and headwork.)

June 25, 2006

But No Wives... Huh

In honor of Sonic the Hedgehog's 15th birthday, here is my concept art (compare it to some actual concept art) for the title screen of Sonic the Hedgehog III, which I planned to submit to Sega. I was sure that my winning concept of "Sonic and Tails both have kids now" and inclusion of the roman numeral III would earn me a job working alongside Yuji Naka. I wonder how many other ten-year-old kids sent design documents to Sega. Probably a lot. In the same box I found the Sonic drawing was also a much older design of mine for Super Mario Bros. 3, drawn before I knew anything about the actual game; I'd actually invented Chain Chomps, though I figured they'd come out of question mark blocks. From the looks of it, I also decided that Mario should be able to carry and throw Koopa shells, and that it would be nothing like Super Mario Bros. 2... I'd scan it, but it's at the bottom of the box now.

June 23, 2006

Space Invaders

I think I woke up a little unbalanced or something, possibly, because this (YouTube again) actually made me cry a little! Just... just a little. *sniff*

June 22, 2006

Beating A Dead Hooker

When the House of Representatives gets together to chat about video games... America wins! (Daily Show clip, YouTube)

Bonus clip: Lewis Black discusses the finer points of Grand Theft Auto, State of Emergency, and... er... Britney's Dance Beat.

June 21, 2006

Human Ear Edition

I never wish to fan the flames of the computer platform wars (for the record, I have both a Mac and a PC)... but I agree with this article. The real reason I'm linking it, though, is that it led me to this video, which is "amusing" upgraded to "hilarious" by the fact that it actually originates from Microsoft.

June 19, 2006

7 Feet 5 Years

I don't know which of these things is most remarkable:

1. This video
2. His younger brother
2. The fact that I am actually not that surprised, really
3. How much time I spent wondering how the proud parent was able to capture the moment on video while also simultaneously capturing the video feed from the game console, seriously, how did he do that

June 18, 2006

"Beats Stacking Shelves"

Sometimes, I need a new job. Sometimes, people suggest that I should become a video game tester.

June 17, 2006

Actual Title

Sometimes, words just fail me.

Oh wait, some backup words arrived in a reactionmobile: even in Japan, you can get away with some interesting stuff if you're making budget-priced software.

June 15, 2006

Art!

Follow this link and look at the pretty pictures! Unless you don't like pretty pictures. Then maybe you shouldn't.

June 14, 2006

Bollywiid

I had a bit of a chuckle over the premise of this video... but then I found myself drawn into its world. ESL Nintendo jokes aside, this is quite a wonderful thing.

June 8, 2006

Wow

Neat!

June 3, 2006

Violently Happy

Am I a bad person for giggling at this?

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